how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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