she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
