Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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