He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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