Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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