Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Girls should come with a carfax report
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Never underestimate the power of titties
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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