I can tuck mytits in my pants
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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