I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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