listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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