Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
this just has baby written all over it
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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