I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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