office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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