We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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