Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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