There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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