please come you make the beer taste better
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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