Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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