just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
There r osticjed everywhere
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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