Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
My underwear smells like fireworks.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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