Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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