gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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