my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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