I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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