Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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