i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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