i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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