You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There's always time for handjobs
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Rumble strips road head = magical
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
