...so i touched it.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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