What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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