This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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