there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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