Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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