We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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