Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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