How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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