i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My ass is underappreciated
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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