Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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