If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I have tasted many bathrooms
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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