you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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