Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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