BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I have tasted many bathrooms
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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