If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
