Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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