I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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