it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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