Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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