I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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