he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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