Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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