Did you just see the Batmobile???
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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