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(641): View more from Iowa

are you wasted or are you getting laid?

(515): View more from Iowa

ebdebdebdebd

(641): View more from Iowa

wow

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.

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(630): View more from Illinois

you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page

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(716): View more from New York

once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party

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(619): View more from California

he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days

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(914): View more from New York

she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

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(850): View more from Florida

it's great music for shaving your balls

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(307): View more from Wyoming

At what part of the night did you guys leave?

(406): View more from Montana

After my hot tub cannonball.

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(585): View more from New York

I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days

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